Favorite Irish Joke?

It was a busy Saturday morning and Patrick was on Walmart’s parking lot looking for a place to park. He went up and down every aisle and nothing.

Finally, he says a prayer, “Dear Lord, if you’ll find me a place to park me car, I’ll do anything fer ya, anything!”…

Just at that moment, a car starts to back out of a spot up ahead…

“Nevermind”, say Patrick, “I got it!”…

At the end of the mass, a little old lady approaches the Priest as he thanks parishoners for attending the service.

When the woman gets to the Priest she asks, “Father, me favorite little dog just passed and I would like to dedicate an upcoming mass to his passing”…

“I’m so sorry to hear of your pet’s passing”, says the Priest, “But we don’t dedicate masses to pets”…

“Oh, my”, says the woman, “I was going to donate $5000 to the parish in his honor”…

“$5,000” exclaims the Priest, “Why didn’t-cha say he was Catholic?”…

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